Files
Everyone worth a page, filed by category and rated by risk. Assessments are candid. If you're reading your own entry, you were warned by the title of the site.
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Human · Artificer 11
The smart one, which is why it offends me professionally that someone spent 9th-level money rewriting her memory. Dean Damill's Modify Memory is confirmed; what he erased is not. Her home city, Cathmoira, sleeps drowned in the Shattered Teeth. Ana wards our valuables, cuts anchors out of monsters, and once insulted a stranger into a windstorm. Handle with respect; she builds things that hold grudges.
Asset: IrreplaceableGnome · Illrigger 11
A devil-knight with a patron who makes fireplace calls and a mother who ran a blood cult under a tannery. His name was on the cult plinth, scratched out. He left, which tells you the important thing about him. Reliable in a disposal situation (see: the Pip matter, of which there is no matter). The Sun-Saw was a good purchase.
Asset: Complicated EstateHalf-Orc · Barbarian 11
Our front line and our conscience, in that order. Bears the Curse of the Hells' echoes: 4d10 psychic every morning, by her own choice, rather than owe anyone a Wish. That's the hardest bargain I've ever watched someone take standing up. She also wears a crown nobody can see, acquired in a spider mine, and I have elected to be professionally incurious. Greatsword of Wounding does what it says.
Asset: Do Not CrossHuman · Druid 11
Speaks with summoned creatures, deploys a healing unicorn I have privately named the reverse-hurting horse, and can wildshape into a giant slug, a skill acquired at a slug party, which I attended, and about which the less said the better. Eight days bonded to Zelthrax made her our dragon whisperer. Underestimated by everyone we fight, which I encourage.
Asset: VersatileAarakocra · Bard 11
A historian of the Cobalt Soul, which means the crew has a cop in it. A librarian cop. I'm handling it. Carries a demilich's gem-crusted skull as an arcane focus and the Quill of Preservation, an artifact rated for the apocalypse. Currently molting, which he blames on a cursed cloak. Ended a haunting by percussion. Watch what he reports to Griselda; assume everything.
Asset: Reports To Someone ElseBugbear · Sorcerer 11 · Spook of the Clasp
Author of this archive. Healer, banisher of ghosts, drawer of escape circles, survivor of a marble hand, and the reason half this crew is alive. Recently promoted to the Clasp inner circle. In a relationship with Mama Mara of Jorenn Village. Net worth: 0 gp and one exceptionally fine black cloak. Assessment: flawless. Self-assessments are permitted; I checked the rules I wrote.
Asset: The AssetDwarf · Companion · +15 lbs and climbing
Ran into us at our door (NOT trapped, NOT "Thracked"), negotiated 2 gold per night not spent in the mansion (a clause I frame and admire) and became family the day we paid his 200gp debt in Emberhold, his hometown. Knows Yug'Voril's slaver routes. Sells session intelligence for waffles. Loyal as gravity.
Asset: Feed RegularlyEyes Only
Spireling · Shadows · My Sponsor
Handed me the black cloak and the Spooks rank. I evacuated her to Cloudwatch personally during the Graz'zt retreat, which is the kind of deposit that earns interest. Trust her exactly as far as the Clasp trusts anyone, which is to say: keep making yourself useful.
SponsorSpireling · Secrets · Underweave Haberdashery, Westruun
Being framed (forged signature on Myriad letterhead) for the fall of Kymal. Gave up the Remnants' location (Shadebarrow, Ebonroot) under pressure I applied with, I think, considerable style. If the frame job succeeds on a Spireling of Secrets, no one in the organization is safe. Finding the forger is Spooks work now.
Handle: Under ThreatKymal Chapter Survivors · Saddled Planes Cow
Sources on the Kymal guild war: Clasp routed, Myriad won, money "came from somewhere." They believe Fetch sold them out; the forged letterhead says otherwise. They also once shaved me in Kymal, an incident this archive does not otherwise contain.
Sources: Grudge-BearingClasp · Black Pudding Logistics
Received my sign like an insult, got shaken down for 10 platinum by my crew, rode off allegedly to murder guards. Either the Clasp has factions or Sylas has opinions. Now that I outrank him: looking forward to the performance review.
Internal: UnresolvedSlithering Fang, Kymal
Believe Fetch was the traitor. Katalina could have run Kymal and chose not to, the most interesting fact in the whole Kymal file. People who decline power always want something more expensive.
WatchExternal
Goliath · Proprietor, Shady Tap Room · Personal
This file intentionally kept thin. She runs the best room in Jorenn Village, pours honestly, and stayed calm through an evacuation. What a Spook writes down can be taken from him; some things I keep where the Clasp doesn't file.
Off The BooksMerchant · Gilmore's Glorious Goods, Emon
Restored my marble hand and later hosted the discount spree that zeroed our treasury. A merchant who sells you back your own dignity and makes you grateful for the price. Immense respect. Guard your coin purse anyway.
Friendly VendorVellum Dragon · Walking Library
Freed from the Remembrance book, made of paper and planar secrets. Identified the divine gate, confirmed the captured anchor, keeps Bigby's Hand prepared. The single most valuable document I have ever met.
Asset: FlammableFey · Creditor
Sold us an escape through the moon and collected a hand, a story, a rune, a bond, and frogs. Every item in that invoice was a technicality. I respect the craft and want the account closed permanently.
Do Not Sign AnythingDiviner · Found At His Crib
Scried Liora for us: dead or on another plane, which for a scry is a shrug with production values. Hard to reach, worth reaching.
Contact: Unreliable HoursWidow of Westruun · Former Ringbearer
Haunted by her sister Camilla Tenver's murder ghosts until we un-haunted the premises with extreme prejudice. Surrendered the cursed signet ring, a key to the Shadebarrow's iron gate. The second family ring is missing, presumed with Blaine Kraverrogg.
SettledPriest of the Dawn Father · Bastion of the Fading Dawn
Eighteen years alone, holding a sun-lattice against the Hells with prayer and irritation. We brought him an apocalypse in return. Status after the gate: unknown. If he lives, we owe him. I dislike owing clergy; they charge in virtue.
Debt: UnsettledMoonstone Dragon · Not From This World
Gave Ki the Quill of Preservation, "an anchor if the world begins to unravel." Entities who hand out apocalypse insurance know actuarial things we don't. Politeness advised.
Powerful: Motives UnknownSuppliers of Intelligence & Potions
Quash delivered the constraint that shapes everything (anchors cannot be teleported) plus the Unmake Magic notes. Vex handed us eighteen healing potions, a gift that doubles as a prognosis.
FriendlyHigh Curator · Cobalt Soul
Ki's chain of command. Sharp, direct, and correct, which is the dangerous combination. Sent us to Umbra Hills as the last uncommitted asset on the board. Everything Ki knows, assume she knows. Everything she knows, assume I'd like to.
Respect: VerifyRed File
Archfiend · At Large
Came through a divine gate under raining gold and a dark-iron trident and took the measure of us in minutes. We retreated; Jorenn Village evacuated; Grai carries his echoes every morning. The only entity in this file I recommend never meeting again without a plan, an army, and someone else's body double.
ExtremePlanar Bombs · 2 Deployed, 1 Vaulted
Tenfold artifact yield, anchored to Hell, the Abyss, and the Far Realm. Cannot be teleported: every anchor moves on someone's back, which means every anchor has a paper trail. Alignments: Gap Shadow (Chained Oblivion), the Vecna temple, Umbra Hills (Lord of Hells). Ours sits in the Cobalt Reserve vault.
ExtremeExcavator · Bound for Ebonroot
Holds, in all likelihood, Camilla Tenver's second ring, a key to the Shadebarrow. Digging toward the Remnants in the region where I grew up. Race in progress. I intend to win it and be insufferable about it.
Priority TargetIllithiliche · "Deceased"
Mind flayer, planar saboteur, employer of enthralled grad students. The spider wore his skull and became a lich; the trail went cold at his convenient death. His correspondence with a hag proves the conspiracy has co-authors. File stays open. Liches are a subscription, not a purchase.
Presumed ActiveThe Mawl · Dead Or Planar
Finn's mother. Ran the tannery cult, wore an anchor's inscription in her own manic hand, Dimension Doored out of our fight. Eskil's scry can't find her on this plane. Mothers-in-law are traditionally difficult; ours may be in the Abyss.
UnresolvedLyceum · Memory Editor
Cast 9th-level Modify Memory on Ana. Whoever pays for ninth-circle enchantment on a student is protecting something worth more than the spell. His spellbook is in friendlier hands now. His reckoning is on the schedule.
PendingBelow Yug'Voril · Collects Weekly
An entire underground city pays her a weekly sacrifice tariff. I've run protection schemes; this is the genre perfected. We left her alone. She noticed us not at all, I hope.
AvoidThe Board
Ours
Three branches: Shadows (Zeloah, Golesh), Secrets (Shen), Blades (Morin, Melquior). Above the rank and file, the inner circle, where the Spooks work. Smuggling, secrets, and now, apparently, saving the world, because the world is where we keep our business.
Home OfficeRival · Won Kymal
Took Kymal from us with money that "came from somewhere," and their letterhead carries Fetch's forged signature. Either they framed him or someone wants both organizations at war. Both options are somebody's product. Find the customer.
AdversaryMonk-Librarians · Ki's People
They vault our anchor and direct our missions, and their curator is the smartest person we answer to. An alliance of convenience so convenient I keep checking its pockets.
Ally: Audit RegularlyCult Network
Devil-worshippers, Shadow Masters, spider whispers, tannery basements. The Mawl carried an anchor inside a mutant. Zarissa, the drow who led them, is still unlocated. Cults are franchises; we keep closing branches and the brand persists.
ActiveBane Revivalists
Working to bring back the god of tyranny. Calmyros the Unbroken stands against them, which is why the Council wants his forces turned to our column. Recruiting trip pending.
RisingObjective · Shadebarrow, Ebonroot
The people who can place the third anchor where it needs to go, and possibly recover Alorah Vasorin's soul. Under a barrow in my old home region, behind an iron gate that opens to a dead woman's rings. We hold one ring. Blaine holds the other. Everything now runs through this door.
PriorityGeography
Home
Where I grew up, now the most important dot on the war map. The Remnants sleep under the barrow. I left Ebonroot without meaning to return; the universe has a documented sense of humor.
Current Base of Operations
Clasp bar: the Saddled Planes Cow. Fetch's shop: the Underweave Haberdashery. Anchor storage: the Cobalt Reserve. Murder ghosts: handled. A city that keeps giving.
Silver Boom Town · Evacuated & Recovering
Frontier town, no Council presence, Shadewatch keeping order. Home of the Shady Tap Room and its proprietor, to whom my file refers you elsewhere. We saved this town by Skywrite. It had better reopen the Tap Room.
Underground Metropolis
Mind flayer architecture, reversed days, a caste system, a mithril ley-core, and a goddess collecting protection weekly. Big, orderly, and wrong in the joints. We did good work in its mines and left before it noticed.
Friendly Port
Gilmore's, Azalea Park, the Laughing Lamia. Where my hand became a hand again. Sentimental rating: high. Everything in Emon costs money and is worth it.
Council Seat
Where the masters of their fields meet and hand out impossible errands in order of urgency. Reached by my teleportation circle, a fact I mention whenever the room goes quiet.
Shrine · Status Unknown
One alabaster tower against an infernal waste, warded by one stubborn priest for eighteen years, breached in an afternoon because we visited. Return trip required, with the cavalry this time.
Where It Started
Elven city, excellent library, briefly on fire. We took one book out of it and the world has been rattling like that wardrobe ever since.
Ledger
The contract over all contracts. Two placed, one vaulted, three eyes out there smiling. Payment terms: continued existence of the planes.
ActiveThe Shadebarrow, Ebonroot. Ring in hand, gate ahead, Blaine racing us with the other key. Personal, professional, and geographic: my trifecta.
Active: PriorityShe asked for help and marked it "not urgent." We were slow; her soul was taken. The Remnants may know the way to get it back. This one is conscience work, the most expensive kind.
ActiveSomeone framed Fetch on Myriad letterhead. Spooks jurisdiction. When I find the forger, the Clasp will hold a performance review.
Active: MineHis forces oppose the Iron Authority's Bane project; the Council wants them aimed our way. Diplomacy by adventurer: what could go wrong that hasn't already.
ActiveWho paid for a 9th-level rewrite of Ana's memory, and what did it delete? The spellbook is evidence. The Dean is a loose end. I dislike loose ends with tenure.
ActiveCult decapitated, leader unlocated, franchise presumed operating. Liora's fate is a subfolder of this file and a dinner-table hazard for Finn.
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